You are not unique at all... in fact, your lack of individuality is what throws you into the pit of every single thing you make fun of. You really have stopped impressing me. I no longer think about how cute something was that you said, or how interesting you are.

I am actually starting to find it funny when I think about you. You are not that great. I am not sorry to see you go, nor am I sorry to say goodbye. You have been a waste to me.